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Cosgrove

 Sergeant Mike Cosgrove is voice by Edward Asner. He is Freakazoid's best friend. His favorite meal is a can of hash and some coffee.

Biography Edit

Cosgrove is a police sergeant in the Southwest Precinct of Washington, D.C. His patrol car designation is Mobile Unit 6.

Although his demeanor is gruff and low-key, he seems to share all of Freakazoid's tastes and passions, both the zany and the inane, making the two a perfect match.

 In the first season, Cosgrove generally appears once an episode in order to ask Freakazoid if he wants to go do some activity, usually when Freakazoid is in the middle of solving an active crime and victims are in danger. Despite this, Freakazoid typically responds with an enthusiastic, "Do I?!" Then, while they are enjoying the activity, Cosgrove will casually give Freakazoid some advice or a tip that inspires Freakazoid to return to solving the crime. Aside from arresting villains after Freakazoid has been captured, Cosgrove is never seen doing any actual police work in the first season. In "Hot Rods from Heck!" he explains that he cannot help Freakazoid because the crime is out of his jurisdiction. He also seems to be omnipresent, showing up in locations far from Washington, D.C. (such as the desert and the mountains of Europe), not to help, but to ask Freakazoid to go do something.

 In the second season, he takes more of an active role and becomes a crime fighting partner to Freakazoid, even going on a rescue mission to the nation of Vukanova and helping Freakazoid to transport several villains via airplane to France. He is one of the few people Freakazoid trusts with his secret identity.

 He is capable of getting anyone to cease any activity by pointing at them and firmly saying, "Cut it out."

 He falls in love with a cosmetics mogul named Mary Beth, and is hesitant to tell Freakazoid because he is afraid of being mocked. When Freakazoid accuses Mary Beth of being a monster, Cosgrove is prepared to end their friendship. However, when he learns that Mary Beth actually is a monster and wants to drink Freakazoid's juices to prolong her immortality, Cosgrove chooses Freakazoid and allows Mary Beth to perish.

 Cosgrove never got married because he loves meat too much. He thinks Carrie Fisher is a real cutie. One of his favorite fast food restaurants is the Chubby Boy burger drive-through, where he orders a Double Chubby Boy and an Orange Bang (and sometimes fries, depending who is on the griller). He always has a few leeches on hand in his car, in case of emergencies, and carries a shaker full of bacon bits in his pocket in the event that he is served food without bacon in it. Cosgrove becomes a minor celebrity when he allows a camera crew to follow him during his police activities for the popular Channel 3 reality TV series Real Life Police.

 As a child, Cosgrove regularly visited the now-closed amusement park Uncle Buzzy's Funland. He would eat a bunch of hot dogs, go on the rides, and then throw up. He always liked the little teacup ride.

Freakazoid & Cosgrove Activities ("Hey Freakazoid. Ya Wanna...") Edit

Other Edit

"Cut it out" Edit

Appearances Edit

Season 1 Edit

Season 2 Edit

Animaniacs Comic Edit

Trivia Edit

  • John P. McCann wrote Cosgrove into "Dance of Doom," intending for him to be a one-time character. Paul Rugg liked the character so much that he brought him back for "Candle Jack," and the writers continued the running joke in future episodes.[1]
  • Ed Asner initially tried to emote too much in early recording sessions. The writers told him to do the lines without inflection, and Cosgrove's trademark voice was born.[2]
  • Cosgrove looks almost exactly like his voice actor, Ed Asner. In fact, in "Candle Jack," Freakazoid breaks character and acknowledges several of the actors. Ed Asner is depicted as himself, in Cosgrove's costume, sitting in a make-up chair. In contrast to his in-character performance as Cosgrove, Asner seems somewhat annoyed by Freakazoid.
  • In "In Arms Way," Freakazoid plans to buy Cosgrove a three-foot-tall chocolate moose with fudge eyes for Christmas. Cosgrove suggests that Freakazoid get Steff something a girl would like, such as banjo lessons or a new turban. In "Virtual Freak," he recommends that Steff get her father cement or a new theater organ.
  • His first name is revealed in "Mission: Freakazoid."
  • Ed Asner also provided several recurring voices for Warner Bros. Animation's DC Comics-inspired series: Roland Daggett in Batman, Granny Goodness in Superman, and Hephaestus in Justice League Unlimited. He also voiced Vern the bear in the Animaniacs short "Garage Sale of the Century," and played the role of Hudson on Freakazoid!'s contemporary series (and favorite spoof target) Gargoyles. The Pinky, Elmyra & the Brain episode "Pinky's Dream House" has a running joke about the mice watching a toy TV with a photo of Ed Asner taped to it.

Quotes Edit

  • "Ha. Funny." (various; first in "The Wrath of Guitierrez")
  • "I like jousting so much I wish I could marry it." (The Wrath of Guitierrez)
  • "You're saying strange things. Stop it." (Virtual Freak)
  • "Your tummy's gonna get all urpy." (Heroboy)
  • "Freakazoid, this woman makes me want to fly like an eagle, majestically soaring above the Pacific Northwest, riding aloft on air pockets of love, the wind flowing around my hat." (A Matter of Love)
  • "We've been through a lot together. Now go away." (Two Against Freak)

References Edit

  1. Audio Commentary, Episode 2.
  2. Audio Commentary, Episode 1.

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